holy tits guys i’m going to be one of the soloists in my school’s christmas party idk i’m probably just going to look at the hall full of people, scream hysterically and then faint hA lord help me
If you’re ever having a rough day just know that you’re one day closer to the next time you’ll have sex
omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND
idk man it’s just that my best friend really dislikes my boyfriend, she told me that today. and i’m damn stuck between what should i do ugh i could’ve never imagined i’d have to experience something like that ah fuck idk i think i’m just going to google it
it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living
It took me a while to realize this but it was true for me.